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	<title>Comments on: The Lolcat Bible</title>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2007/07/23/the-lolcat-bible/comment-page-1/#comment-40124</link>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK Ryley, we should talk.

1.  Do you know what lolcats are?  If not, that&#039;s fine - but it&#039;s best to google before commenting on stuff you don&#039;t understand.  I even left a helpful link in the first paragraph.

2.  This photo may or may not have been created by an athiest... but that&#039;s not even important.  It&#039;s supposed to read as though a lolcat is telling the story of Genesis.  In other words it&#039;s a parody.

3.  (This one is important) I guarantee that nobody, in the history of ever, sat down and translated the entire Bible to &quot;lolcat&quot;.  This is a photo of a single page of Genesis that somebody mocked up in Photoshop, or printed out and hid behind the bookmark.  

4.  I didn&#039;t post this photo because I&#039;m an athiest, or because I&#039;m mocking religion or the Bible.  I posted it because it&#039;s funny.

I concede that my last point is somewhat debatable.

Hope that clears things up.  But hey, shouldn&#039;t you be more concerned about the blasphemy in your comment than a dumb blog post from 2007?  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK Ryley, we should talk.</p>
<p>1.  Do you know what lolcats are?  If not, that&#8217;s fine &#8211; but it&#8217;s best to google before commenting on stuff you don&#8217;t understand.  I even left a helpful link in the first paragraph.</p>
<p>2.  This photo may or may not have been created by an athiest&#8230; but that&#8217;s not even important.  It&#8217;s supposed to read as though a lolcat is telling the story of Genesis.  In other words it&#8217;s a parody.</p>
<p>3.  (This one is important) I guarantee that nobody, in the history of ever, sat down and translated the entire Bible to &#8220;lolcat&#8221;.  This is a photo of a single page of Genesis that somebody mocked up in Photoshop, or printed out and hid behind the bookmark.  </p>
<p>4.  I didn&#8217;t post this photo because I&#8217;m an athiest, or because I&#8217;m mocking religion or the Bible.  I posted it because it&#8217;s funny.</p>
<p>I concede that my last point is somewhat debatable.</p>
<p>Hope that clears things up.  But hey, shouldn&#8217;t you be more concerned about the blasphemy in your comment than a dumb blog post from 2007?  </p>
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		<title>By: Ryley McNickel</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2007/07/23/the-lolcat-bible/comment-page-1/#comment-40123</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryley McNickel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, did someone actually run through the entire Bible like this just to ridicule religion?

Here, let me give my own sentence the same treatment...
&quot;Holly shitz, duz somewun rilly runz thru the hole bible juz to ridicool religionz??&quot;

You see how it doesn&#039;t prove shit? If someone really did rewrite the whole Bible like that (or even just the first few chapters of Genisis) than someone just wasted a whole goddamn lot of their own time. Good on them. Assholes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, did someone actually run through the entire Bible like this just to ridicule religion?</p>
<p>Here, let me give my own sentence the same treatment&#8230;<br />
&#8220;Holly shitz, duz somewun rilly runz thru the hole bible juz to ridicool religionz??&#8221;</p>
<p>You see how it doesn&#8217;t prove shit? If someone really did rewrite the whole Bible like that (or even just the first few chapters of Genisis) than someone just wasted a whole goddamn lot of their own time. Good on them. Assholes.</p>
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		<title>By: Ryley McNickel</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2007/07/23/the-lolcat-bible/comment-page-1/#comment-40122</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryley McNickel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Atheists... Some of them are ignorant to the core.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Atheists&#8230; Some of them are ignorant to the core.</p>
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