Archive for August, 2007

Lunar Eclipse tomorrow night

Elizabeth August 27th, 2007

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AS A sky show, it has kept Australian star-gazers waiting for seven years.

A spectacular total lunar eclipse will be visible across the country tomorrow at full moon, when the sun, Earth and moon are in perfect alignment.

The Earth casts a shadow across the moon and blocks out the sunlight, causing the moon to become dark, almost disappearing.

Although it is a total eclipse, the moon will not completely black out. Some sunlight will reach it, bent by the Earth’s atmosphere.

If the atmosphere is dusty, the moon could appear blood-red, as the dust particles filter out some of the green, blue and violet rays in sunlight. Melbourne Planetarium astronomer Tanya Hill said the eclipse was “a lovely thing” to watch. “It’s like a big bite being take out of the moon,” she said.

The partial phase of the eclipse begins just before 7pm. During this time, the Earth’s shadow is curved, one of the ancients’ first clues the planet was spherical. The total lunar eclipse will be from 7.52pm to 9.22pm.

After this, the moon will slowly emerge from Earth’s shadow.

Read the rest at The Age.

If I can find a dark (and safe) enough place to hang out tomorrow, I might try taking some photos. Either way, it’s worth looking up.

Christina Aguilera & Herbie Hancock

Elizabeth August 27th, 2007

Presenting: Reason #579348 Why I Adore Christina Aguilera Even Though I Don’t Listen to Pop.

Anybody who can hold their own against a master like Herbie Hancock (and not get lipstick on their teeth) is okay by me.

Also, my boy Herbie totally has a crush on Miss A.

Miss Teen South Carolina was robbed!

Elizabeth August 26th, 2007

If you don’t have a strong tolerance for vacant expressions and general ignorance, you may prefer the transcription below:

Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss Teen South Carolina: “I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh…people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and…I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our…

Please leave me a comment if you have been to any of “the Iraq countries”. I need to know what to pack for my next vacation.

Dwarf’s penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner

Elizabeth August 22nd, 2007

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately let it dry for only 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.

“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me,” Blackner said.

“I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”

- via SMH

Well, that sucks.

Sadly, there’s no picture – but the mental image is probably better anyway. C’mon, he’s fine now… so it’s funny!

Kevin & The Strip Club – who the hell cares?

Elizabeth August 22nd, 2007

In case you hadn’t already heard, Kevin Rudd once visited a gentleman’s club in NYC. He was not Opposition Leader. He was not on duty. He didn’t necessarily go there to see strippers either, as Scores is a huge complex that offers all kinds of general entertainment and nightlife that doesn’t include strippers.

Rudd himself can’t remember doing anything inappropriate, other than being too drunk to remember exactly what went on that night. He claims it was his second (and last) drunken experience. But if you’re still not convinced that this story is irrelevant to your valuable vote, consider this quote from Col Allan:

“Yes, it was at a gentleman’s club and he (Mr Rudd) behaved like a perfect gentleman.”

So why is this being hammered by the media? Who really cares about one night in Kevin Rudd’s private life, four years ago? It’s nothing but a simple smear campaign, designed to shift our attention away from the issues that really matter. Issues that will otherwise cost Howard the upcoming election. I find this tactic far more dirty and offensive than anything Rudd has been accused of.

Let’s get some perspective here. In fact, hear it from the most sensible commentator so far, Greens leader Senator Bob Brown, because it highlights the need for this “news” to be buried by widespread indifference, and our collective energy directed where it counts:

“Four years ago Kevin Rudd got drunk and took himself into a strip club.
Four years ago John Howard, sober, took Australia into the Iraq war.
I think the electorate can judge which one did the more harm.”

Thank God somebody is speaking some sense.

Look, if you’re going to vote for Howard, at least do so with conviction. Know what your vote represents. To me, it’s a vote for locking up asylum seekers – including children – for years on end. It’s deliberately confusing the masses into thinking that Iraq and 9/11 are in any way related, and that illegal immigrants are guilty of terrorism unless they can prove otherwise – especially if they’re not anglo-saxon. It’s ruining a young Indian doctor’s life by deporting him illegally, and dishonestly painting him as a terrorist in order to do so.

It’s denying farmers along the Murray Darling of all irrigation, and in the same week using pressure hoses to clean the paths in front of Parliament House. It’s the complete mismanagement of our water supply over a span of a decade, causing widespread and crippling debt for much of our farmers, and ridiculous rises in the cost of living for the rest of us. It’s the attitude towards climate change in general, and taking responsibility for our share of the problem.

It’s stripping the average worker’s basic rights with the introduction of Work Choices (or at least, making them fight for them in court), and running patronising advertising campaigns to polish the proverbial turd.

It’s the offensive manner in which the alcohol/abuse issue in the Northern Territory has been addressed by the Federal government, causing many to fear a second “stolen generation” and flee. The disgraceful life expectancy and rate of preventable blindness amongst our indigenous population.

It’s Children Overboard. David Hicks. The housing crisis. Rates. Lies, and smear campaigns.

There are reasons to vote conservatively, even for Howard himself. I know what they are. I don’t care about them – not enough to forget the issues I mentioned above. But if you do vote for Howard, at least know why you’re doing it and what problems belong to that package. Vote in an informed way, and not by default.

If you allow trivia about Kevin Rudd to sway your vote in any way, you don’t deserve to have it. And that remains true no matter who you support on election day.

Column Thinking

Elizabeth August 17th, 2007

Required viewing!

This is the simplest, most sensible argument I’ve heard about the issue of global warming so far. This theory allows us to stop arguing over whether or not global warming is real, and still make an informed decision about how to proceed for the future.

Thanks to Real Live Preacher

Google Ads strikes again

Elizabeth August 14th, 2007

I am often amused by the random ads served up by Google Ads as I surf other sites and blogs, especially when they combine to form something even greater. Today’s discovery is my favourite, by far:

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Spotted at Scrabulous.com, who cater to everybody’s needs!

The Breakup

Elizabeth August 12th, 2007

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I love this comic so much. Visit explosm.net.

Lifesize Lego man illegally enters Dutch waters

Elizabeth August 8th, 2007

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A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday.

Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.

“We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water,” said a stall worker. “It was a life-sized Lego toy.”

A woman nearby added: “I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England.”

The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.

via The Age

Officially the strangest news of the day. I never turn down an opportunity to post some Engrish, though.

Bible Versus – The Demoniacs

Elizabeth August 8th, 2007

Bible Versus is what happens when a non-religious, disabled gay man decides to read the New Testament and then write about it. He does so without reading any other commentary on the verses, so it’s refreshingly unbiased.

THE DEMONIACS

Jesus, Matthew is a long gospel. (No pun intended.)

So two Demoniacs come “out of the tombs” to meet Jesus. I’ve never heard the word “demoniacs” before. It reminds me of the movie “Flashdance”. “I’m a demoniac, demoniac for your love…”. But maybe that’s just me.

The demoniacs asked Jesus to be sent into a bunch of pigs, which he did. Then all the pigs threw themselves off a cliff. The swineherds, suddenly out of a job, ran to town and told everyone about the lack of pig. The town, now without pork, asked Jesus to leave.

Not incomprehensible. Jesus shows up, the town’s food and income runs off a cliff and Jesus seems to be the cause. WWYouD? Perhaps not the smartest thing Jesus ever did. He could have sent the demoniacs into a plot of weeds. Just sayin’.

Then Jesus gets on a boat and goes home. C’ya! Sorry bout the pigs!

I love it, and so does Real Live Preacher.

Little Becky

Elizabeth August 6th, 2007

Little Becky is an 8 year old girl from Dublin, who makes prank calls for a local radio station. In the clip above (sorry, it’s audio only) she calls a demolition company to have them knock down her school. I admit that this is approximately 350% funnier because of her adorable accent.

Actually, this one is even better :)

Listen to her other prank calls on the 98 FM website.

Madison

Elizabeth August 6th, 2007

NYC, Jan 07

200 Bad Comics

Elizabeth August 6th, 2007

Some backstory: Nedroid is a talented comic artist, who was recently challenged to draw 200 bad comics. While I would argue that these comics are so bad that they are good again, you should check them out and judge for yourself.

Here are some of my favourites.

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Go visit nedroid.com and see the rest.

The Hello Experiment

Elizabeth August 6th, 2007

I discovered The Hello Experiment while browsing tonight, and was happy to find that the video has been uploaded to Youtube so that I can embed it here.

I have no idea who these people are or why they chose this particular idea, but it’s cool. And who doesn’t love a bit of Lionel Richie when we’re home alone, with the windows closed so that the neighbours can’t hear us singing along? Hello?

Would now be a good time to mention my “retro pop” iTunes playlist? What if I left out the part about Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Dave Eggers’ 826 writing labs

Elizabeth August 6th, 2007

My friend Craig Bolland is the author of I Knit Water and a lecturer in creative writing at QUT. Yesterday he wrote a blog on his myspace that I wanted to share here, because it’s so cool that it makes me want to go back and re-do my childhood.

For those of you who don’t know, Dave Eggers has created a chain of non-profit writing labs called 826 to teach writing to kids. Sounds dry, right? Anything but: Each of these labs is hidden behind a whimsical and utterly cool storefront that doubles as a magic box. The NY branch is called the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store And I found of photostream of it at:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joshclark/383000936/in/photostream/

The elaborate storefront perfectly mimics a Brooklyn hardware store, except that the advertised items are telepathy blockers, invisible jet planes and “unstable mutation catalysts.” A sign asks visitors, “Please do not use your X-ray vision inside the store.” Browsing the store’s shelves turns up cans of “Chaos” alongside capes, masks, a villain detention cell and gallons of invisibility and omnipotence.

A secret passage in the back leads to the writing lab.

Keep clicking through that photostream to see what he means – the concept is beautifully delivered through realistic packaging and clever signage. There are other stores in Chicago, San Francisco and Seattle too, all with different themes:

The Chicago Boring Store
The San Fran Pirate store
The Seattle ” Greenwood Space Travel supply Co” (also shown in the video below)

A few photos and a youtube video later, even I’m getting inspired. Such a great idea for budding young writers.

If you could set one of these storefronts up in your city, what would your theme be?

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