Miss Teen South Carolina was robbed!

August 26th, 2007

If you don’t have a strong tolerance for vacant expressions and general ignorance, you may prefer the transcription below:

Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss Teen South Carolina: “I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh…people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and…I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our…

Please leave me a comment if you have been to any of “the Iraq countries”. I need to know what to pack for my next vacation.

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  • ralf

    This would have been much better if they’d been wearing bikinis.

    R

    PS I do love that they call them by their state, rather than their names. Thanks for posting this link, Victoria. R

  • Elizabeth

    But seriously, what isn’t improved by the addition of bikinis?

    Anyway, I thought I should point out that they don’t only refer to them by their state, but also their agegroup. Thanks for leaving a comment, middle-aged Queen(sland) ;)

    I am so dead.

  • ralf

    You’ll keep.

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