Forgive me for this.

September 5th, 2007

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a …..

Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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  • ralf

    Go on, now write the rest of the song to go with this :-)

    R

  • Elizabeth

    I just want you to know that I tried, but couldn’t do it justice :P

  • ralf

    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
    Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot
    with calluses atrocious,
    and fasting made him rather frail
    his breath was quite ferocious.
    Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Because we were afraid to speak
    When we were invaded
    The British gave our noses a tweak
    And told us we were bad
    But then one day we learned of a man
    That saved our aching noses
    The most amazing man you’ll know
    verily, a modern day Moses
    Oh, Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
    Even though the sound of it
    Is something quite atrocious
    If you say it loud enough
    You’ll scare away the precocious
    Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    So when the Brit has got your town
    There’s no need for dismay
    Just summon up this man
    ’cause he’s got a lot to say
    But better use him carefully
    Or he may change your life
    One night he chatted to me girl
    And now me girl’s his wife!

    Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
    Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
    Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!