Archive for January, 2008

Danger! Women at work.

Elizabeth January 31st, 2008

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With thanks to Katie Chatfield for this disturbing piece of history.

1943 Guide to Hiring Women: The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II.

Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees

There’s no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage. Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject from western properties:

1. If you can get them, pick young married women. They have these advantages, according to the reports of western companies: they usually have more of a sense of responsibility than do their unmarried sisters; they’re less likely to be flirtatious; as a rule, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it — maybe a sick husband or one who’s in the army; they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Most transportation companies have found that older women who have never contacted the public, have a hard time adapting themselves, are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It’s always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. While there are exceptions, of course, to this rule, general experience indicates that “husky” girls — those who are just a little on the heavy side — are likely to be more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination — one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit but also reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job. Transit companies that follow this practice report a surprising number of women turned down for nervous disorders.

5. In breaking in women who haven’t previously done outside work, stress at the outset the importance of time — the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employe in garage or office a definite day-long schedule of duties so that she’ll keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the inside employe change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be nervous and they’re happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. Companies that are already using large numbers of women stress the fact that you have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and consequently is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful in issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can’t shrug off harsh words the way that men do. Never ridicule a woman — it breaks her spirit and cuts her efficiency.

10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl’s husband or father may swear vociferously, she’ll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

11. Get enough size variety in operator uniforms that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can’t be stressed too strongly as a means of keeping women happy, according to western properties.

The Miniature Earth

Elizabeth January 31st, 2008

From Miniature Earth:

The text that originated this movie was published on May 29, 1990 with the title “State of the Village Report”, and it was written by Donella Meadows, who passed away in February 2000. Nowadays Sustainability Institute, through Donella’s Foundation, carries on her ideas and projects. The Miniature Earth project was first published in 2001, since then more than 2 million people have seen this website.

The statistics have been updated based on specialized publications, and mainly reports on the WOrld’s population provided by different resources, like UN publications, PRB.org and others. Bear in mind that these are only statistics, and consequently changes might occur after a few months or only after years.

Please see them only as a tendency, and not as accurate.

If we could turn the population of the earth into a small community of 100 people, keeping the same proportions we have today, it would be something like this…

61 Asians
12 Europeans
8 North Americans
5 South Americans and the Carribean
13 Africans
1 Oceania

50 women
50 men

47 lives in an urban area
9 are disabled

33 are Christian
18 are Muslims
14 are Hindus
16 are non-religious
6 are Buddhists
13 practice other religions

43 live without basic sanitation
18 live without an improved water source

6 people own 59% of the entire wealth of the community
13 are hungry or malnourished
14 can’t read
only 7 are educated at secondary level
only 12 have a computer
only 3 have an internet connection

1 adult aged 15-49 has HIV/AIDS

The village spend more than US$1.12 trillion on military expenditures and only US$100 billion on development aid

If you keep your food in a refrigerator, your clothes in a closet, if you have a bed to sleep in and a roof over your head, you are richer than 75% of the entire world population

If you have a bank account you’re one of the 30 wealthiest people in the world

18 struggle to live on US$1.00 per day or less
52 struggle to live on US$2.00 per day or less

Appreciate what you have
And do your best for a better world

Best. Wedding. Ever.

Elizabeth January 31st, 2008

To my newly-engaged little cousin who is totally reading this: let’s make this happen!

Australia Day

Elizabeth January 30th, 2008

Justine and Adam’s dog, Zap

Is it still possible to blog proudly about Australia Day, without attracting “Invasion Day” rants and venom? I’m not sure anymore, after reading nasty, cynical posts and comments from other bloggers this week.

Australia Day, to me, is all about celebrating the things that make us unique. It’s about BBQs, pavlova and Iced VoVos, our crazy wildlife, the hot January sun and spending time with good friends. I don’t see why paying tribute to these things should be considered a slap in the face to the Indigenous people of our country, particularly in this post-Howard age of acknowledgment for past transgressions.

I don’t believe that celebrating Australia Day trivializes the plight of Indigenous Australians, or their hardships throughout modern Australian history. I am not ignorant to the statistics on life expectancy, preventable blindness, malnutrition, substance abuse and domestic violence. We as a country have failed this group of people in a terrible way, much as we have failed asylum seekers.

Celebrating the great stuff about Australia should not be seen as a statement that Indigenous Australians don’t matter. I know we have a long way to go in repairing the damage, but for the first time in my adult life we now have a government that is prepared to contribute to the healing process. I’m extra proud of Australia for demanding more from our leaders.

Anyway, that’s all I want to say in response to the bloggers who tried to make us all feel crap about Australia Day. Here are a few photos to show what our day looked like:

Miss Australia Day, 2008

Quality time with Uncle A1

Backyard cricket

Little Lotte

Scotty and A1

Bring bad design to justice

Elizabeth January 30th, 2008

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Don’t you just wish you could reach through your monitor sometimes, and do something about all the shitty-looking websites out there? I understand that not everybody is a designer, but how hard is it to pick a readable font?

Thanks to design-police.org for this 5-page printable “Visual Enforcement Kit”, and to Katie Chatfield for bringing them to my attention.

(Bonus points for pointing out which rules I’m breaking on this blog!)

#51 - Sleep Under the Stars

Elizabeth January 29th, 2008

Part of my 101 Things in 1001 Days challenge.

Yesterday I managed to complete two tasks from my 101 List in one day! This one was done fairly spontaneously, and was a really easy one to complete.

The Divine Miss J loaned me her inflatable air mattress last week so that Sally had a place to sleep for the weekend. We said goodbye to Sally yesterday, so last night I swiped the mattress for myself and dragged it out onto my back deck. It was a beautiful night, and even quite chilly, so it was perfect for snuggling up and watching the sky.

This was my view:

A 25 second exposure of the sky above my deck, and my neighbour’s TV antenna

The silhouette of the trees in my backyard, with a couple of stars shining through

Tim tucked me in before going to bed, and then - like the massive nerds we are - we played a crossword game on our Nintendo DS’ from opposite ends of the house until we both fell asleep. Harry’s brain was in complete turmoil by this strange sleeping arrangement, and although he began the night sleeping in his bed beside me, Tim woke up this morning to find that he’d spent the night in the spare room - roughly halfway between our beds! He has been neurotic all day, it’s like we turned his entire world upside down.

Anyway, sleeping under the stars was wonderful and I’m sorry that I have no really good excuse to do it again. It was quiet and peaceful without the background of fans, computers and dishwashers, and from where I lay I could see the possums running around in the trees. I’m lucky that there are so many stars visible from my dark backyard, even though we live so close to the city. It was a beautiful night, and although this is one of the worst cliches of all time, it really did put into perspective how insignificant we are against that huge expanse of sky.

Everybody should try this. Tents are for babies - all you need is a warm bed and a clear sky!

Tim meets Arizona Jones

Elizabeth January 29th, 2008

If you’ve just joined us, our Australia Day public holiday was spent cruising down the Yarra, grabbing some lunch at the Crown, checking out the All Of Us exhibition at Federation Square, and then…

The plan was to finally get on that tram and head home, since it was exceptionally hot and we were already really sunburned from our trip down the river. It was one of those days where being trapped in jeans was miserable, and the sun was so bright that the glare was inescapable.

As we were heading back to the tram we noticed a street performer setting up for a show, so we decided to sit on the steps and see what he was going to do. He played Indiana Jones music and cracked a whip to get peoples’ attention, and before long had a crowd of several hundred people watching him.

He turned out to be Arizona Jones, “Indiana’s second cousin-in-law, once removed and substitute B-movie stunt double” (known in real life as Tim Motley). Once the show got going he pulled people out of the audience to help him hold his 4m circus pole, and the first person dragged up on stage was Tim. He had Tim do some pretty dumb stuff in front of everybody (including having him dance around like a sexually ambiguous bird), but he got right into the spirit of things without any hesitation.

That boy has no shame, it’s awesome.

A drunken heckler

The show got really weird when two of the “volunteers” seemed unable to confirm that they could be trusted with Arizona Jones’ life, so he ended up swapping them out with two different people. After that, a homeless drunk guy stumbled into the centre of the ring and demanded that Arizona light his cigarette. He then refused to leave the stage, and kept yelling at the poor guy who was trying to do his show. It was weird and drawn-out, but he handled it pretty well.

Tim must have been on stage for a good half hour in the end, with all the weird delays and side-jokes that were going on. His job was basically to hold the circus pole while Arizona Jones climbed it, and then get out of the way while he performed a balance trick with fire sticks and a whip.

And now, whenever I need to be reminded why I waited all that time for Tim to come to Australia I can just look at these photos!

“All Of Us” - Multiculturalism, Australian Style

Elizabeth January 29th, 2008

Shortly after our fun morning cruising down the Yarra, Tim and I said goodbye to Sally and headed for home. We had planned to catch a tram from Flinders Street Station, but the new All Of Us exhibition at Federation Square caught my eye and I decided to wander over there for a look.

Click here to open a larger version in a new window.

Photographer Michel Lawrence is the photographer behind the All Of Us project, and sought to photograph at least one person from each country that now calls Australia home. Each of the candidates were born overseas, and chose to start a new life in Australia.

His installation at Federation Square consists of 220 photographs 1.2m x 1.2m high (some appear to be double height), and will be on display for the next 2 months. A large format book is also available.

The Age has an interesting article about the photographer and one of his subjects.

Aside from the fact that this exhibition is a brilliant way to graphically represent our multicultural population, I don’t think Federation Square has looked more attractive in the time I’ve lived here. If you’re in Melbourne, it really is worth seeing.

#42 - Go on a cruise down the Yarra

Elizabeth January 29th, 2008

Part of my 101 Things in 1001 Days challenge.

My friend Sally stayed with us over the long weekend, after a week with her family at the Australian Open. We had an absolute blast putting together Tim’s first Australia Day (pictures to follow), and hanging out on Sunday while we recovered.

Monday was a public holiday here, and she had to be on a plane at 3pm. Since I felt like a terrible host for not showing her more of the sights, we resolved to get up early and find a boat that would take us for a ride along the Yarra.

We got into the city in the morning, and bought tickets for a 1 hour trip on Melbourne River Cruises. It was only taking us to Docklands and back, but since we didn’t have too much time to spare we were pretty happy with it. However, it turned out that something was wrong with our boat so we ended up being upgraded to the cruise that took us all the way to Williamstown and back!

Tim & Sally on the ferry

Once we left the CBD area of the river it got very industrial, very quickly. Docklands looks like a bit of a wasteland from the water, although I can see that it will eventually become a really trendy place to live (perhaps like Teneriffe in Brisbane). We were also told that a themepark is planned for the area (Movieland, I think?) and also saw the beginnings of the new 120m Ferris wheel that’s being built.

Aside from that, our view mostly consisted of shipping containers, shipping container cranes, huge fuel liners (each of them with “No Smoking” signs in letters 5 metres high) and local bogans fishing from the rocks. We also went under a bunch of really low bridges, which I imagine is impossible to do at high tide.

Passing underneath one of the low bridges that crosses the Yarra

Beginnings of the new Southern Star Observation Wheel which, at 120m high, will be similar to the London Eye.

Shipping containers, and the cranes that unload them at a rate of 90 seconds per container

Bolte Bridge

Melbourne skyline from Williamstown

I could post another 50 photos from the cruise, but the ones I’ve picked give a pretty good cross-section of what we saw. Well, except for the bloated dead body that was covered with a sheet on the riverbank, and being guarded by a police officer (I don’t think it was just coincidence that the Westgate Bridge was only 20m from where the body lay). Very sad, but it was good to see that the adults on board kept the kids from noticing that anything was wrong.

When we got back to Southgate we had to say goodbye to Sally, who was catching the Skybus out to the airport. Tim and I grabbed some lunch at the Casino, but our day didn’t end there! More about that to follow in a separate post.

Big thanks to Sally for suggesting that we “try to cross something off that list today”, and for making this all happen!

#69 - Buy a new set of knives

Elizabeth January 29th, 2008

Part of my 101 Things in 1001 Days challenge.

You might have noticed by now that I really like cooking.

I’ve always wanted a really good set of knives, but it’s been a while since I’ve had a spare few hundred bucks laying around. I’ve never been tempted to spend $150 on something to tide me over either, which is why until now we’ve been operating with the very finest that IKEA had to offer.

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This set of 4 serrated knives set us back $5.95, including the block!

And while this might sound like a great deal, it’s less of a bargain once you factor in the cost of an ambulance and finger-reattachment surgery. That was due to happen any day, and I now understand when people tell me that a blunt knife is far more dangerous than a sharp one.

Anyway, my brother gave us a gift voucher to David Jones for Christmas, and I decided that the time had come to buy a grown-up knife set. I mentioned this plan to my brother when I called to thank him, but he ended up talking me out of it. He’s a great cook, and has two sets of knives that far exceed my budget, but he never uses them. Instead he uses Kiwi brand knives that he bought in Chinatown, for a few dollars each. They’re the sharpest knives he owns, and they’re cheap!

He offered to go pick some out for me, and they arrived at the end of last week (just in time for Australia Day BBQ preparations). Cutting a tomato now takes about one fifth of the time it took me with my old knives, they are absolutely fantastic! They don’t look quite as mutilated as they did before, either. A Kiwi knife won’t last forever, but they can be sharpened up lots and lots of times before they need replacing. And lets face it, the cost of replacement doesn’t exactly hurt.

So here they are. They had a massive workout over the Australia Day weekend, and I can thoroughly recommend them. The meat cleaver was about $6, but all the others were between $2.50 and $4.50 each.

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