The art of SMS
Elizabeth June 26th, 2008
My phone’s inbox filled up today, so I’ve just spent a few minutes backing up my text messages on my PC. Sometimes it’s fun to look back through old messages and be reminded of the dumb stuff my friends and I talk about, and tonight was no exception.
Most of Tim’s are best taken out of context…
Your dog is a wreck when i come home without you
Today I’ve seen 3 people with eye patches, none of whom were pirates.
Hey i like your boob
Well excuse me for buying you nice things
Do blind german albinos turn you on? Cuz if so I’ve got the perfect guy for you
I’m a great boyfriend, you jerk!
Got your stuff and it didn’t make my penis fall off or anything!
I wonder what girly crap I’d asked him to pick up for me that day? ♥
Bet it was “feminine hygiene products”.
I love this!
Thought I share some of the texts I’ve saved, for when I need to smile… (Feel free to interpret out of context)
Dear Jillian, walked 100km and lost 5kg this fortnight
Damn. I need to clean my house, I got plants growing out of my desk.
Buy POWER BALL AFTER IWIL5 päay
I hope your butt hole falls out
and one of my favourites, just in today…
Imogen was born early this morning. It was amazing. 4 1/2 hour labour. God bless the epidural… we’re so lucky, she’s absolutely lovely!
LMAO at the one about the people with eyepatches, none of whom were pirates!