Breakthrough!

Elizabeth February 19th, 2009

I recently came across an incredible new diet, and can’t stop telling people about it. It really has changed my life, so I wanted to share it with my readers.

This is a specially formulated diet for women to help deal with the stress that builds throughout the day.

You will notice instant results!

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Don’t forget, “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”. Coincidence? Not likely.

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5 Responses to “Breakthrough!”

  1. # GEMMERZZon 20 Feb 2009 at 3:18 am

    you really had me going for a minute! then i began to realize this isn’t much different from my current diet. ;)

  2. # Amandaon 20 Feb 2009 at 9:36 am

    Hahahaha, I got up to lunch and thought “Is she for real?”, then I kept reading. :P This sounds extremely like me actually!

  3. # Ralfon 20 Feb 2009 at 11:12 am

    Then there’s this one for men…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjnuBTPOaKY

    R

  4. # Hollyon 22 Feb 2009 at 12:10 pm

    LOL! Too funny! It sounds ok up until til lunchtime! :P

    Where did you find this, or did you make it up?

  5. # Elizabethon 22 Feb 2009 at 9:29 pm

    GEMMERZZ & Amanda: I can soooo relate. More than I should probably admit!

    Ralf: Hello you! Where have you been – have you forgotten how to reply to text messages?!

    Holly: It was emailed to me, not credited to anybody. Thank you for reminding me to google…

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