October 2009

Happy Halloween!

by Elizabeth on October 31, 2009 · 3 comments

in Life

Last year, on this day, two things happened:

#1: I stopped at a convenience store on my way home from work to pick up some lollies for the trick-or-treaters that were bound to stop by that night. I was the only customer in the store, and when I went to the counter to pay I heard a loud “thud” against the door behind me.

I turned around to find a group of policemen handcuffing some guy as they held him against the door. Another policeman had his foot on top of a rifle laying 2 metres away from all the action.

Who holds up a store with a rifle?

#2: Crowds of kids visited our house that night to trick-or-treat. Halloween in Australia is a relatively new phenomenon, but you can’t blame kids for wanting to dress up and ride the sugarcoaster for a night. I had great fun watching the kids come through, and guarding my kickass pumpkin against the strong wind.

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This pumpkin was one of my 101 Things, and although it took me a few days to carve I loved the result. This year I didn’t get myself organised in time to carve a pumpkin, but Tim tells me that we will be marking the occasion with a private viewing of Drag Me to Hell.

I think I’ve had my last good night’s sleep for a while…

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Lyrical flowcharts

by Elizabeth on October 30, 2009 · 2 comments

in Art, Cool stuff, Funny Stuff

I think most of us can agree that Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart is one of the easiest songs to parody. I’ve written about this once before, upon discovering literal videos for the first time:

And now Jeannie of koufukuron has turned it into a flow chart!

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(Click the image to open fullsize in a new window)

Jeannie also inspired the Hey Jude flow chart by Love All This:

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The nerd in me loves this, so tell me if you spot any others!

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Helloooooo Friday!

I’d like to give my thanks to a special group of horses who will spend this weekend running around in circles for our financial gain. I love that this occasion is responsible for my four-day weekend; there’s really nothing more Aussie than taking the day off work to gamble!

I won’t be hitting the racecourse this weekend, but I did participate fully in our Melbourne Cup themed day at work. I signed up for the sweeps, enjoyed my complimentary lunch, and – at the last minute – decorated a hat from items I found in my office. My creation was made from a straw hat I found on top of a bookshelf, a feather quill pen, and about 40 company lanyards. With these materials I put together a humble homage to the Australian cork hat, the beauty of which cannot be adequately explained with mere words. Or pictures. Trust me.

And I came in 2nd place! I even managed to talk the 1st place-getter into swapping prizes with me, so it was kind of like winning the competition without having to go to all that effort.

It’s pretty good being me today.

Fake tan levels have been extremely high on Melbourne trams this week, so I feel certain that plenty of people will be heading out to the track this weekend. If you’re one of them, make sure you plan ahead and pack the essentials. Don’t leave home without your form guide, oversized sunglasses and several copies of the Official Spring Racing Carnival Tramp Bingo Scorecard, care of Agony Uncle Adrian Fernand’s I Do Believe I Came With a Hat.

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Use this scorecard (PDF available at the original source) to track the tramps, and determine which of your friends is will be first to make five-in-a-row. Categories include:

  • Novelty Nineties neckwear
  • Visible control underwear
  • Champagne with a straw
  • Shirt collar worn outside lapels

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… and plenty of other tramp-like traits. (It’s nice to see that male fashions feature just as heavily on this scorechart as the ladies!)

Have a fantastic weekend, whatever you’re doing!

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Are you happy?

by Elizabeth on October 29, 2009 · 3 comments

in Art, Cool stuff

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So simple, it may just work!

With thanks to Katie of Get Shouty, who discovered it at Me Against Them.

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Farewell, Dorothy

by Elizabeth on October 29, 2009 · 3 comments

in Life

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UNITED in what appears to be profound grief, more than a dozen chimpanzees stood in silence from their enclosure as the body of one of their own was wheeled past

This extraordinary scene took place recently at the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Centre in Cameroon, West Africa.

When a chimp called Dorothy, in her late 40s, died of heart failure, her fellow apes seemed to be stricken by sorrow.

As they wrapped their arms around each other, Dorothy’s keeper gave her an affectionate stroke on the head and settled her into the wheelbarrow that carried her to her grave.

I saw this touching photograph in The Age this morning, and it lingered in my thoughts long enough that I decided to google the rest of the story. What I discovered was a touching tribute, written by her friend and carer Dr Speede from the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Centre.

Here is an excerpt from the article:

Dorothy spent at least 25 lonely years, and probably closer to 40 years, chained by her neck before a daily parade of people at an amusement park – people who thought it hilarious that she would beg for cigarettes and savor the butts they threw at her. After the first ever armed confiscation of primates in Cameroon in May 2000, Dorothy enjoyed eight years and four months at Sanaga-Yong Center surrounded by people and chimpanzees who cherished her.

Dorothy was a kind and giving soul. Those of us who loved her, enjoyed many hours being groomed by her. Her long lovely fingers were patient and unwavering in their gentleness; only seldom did she bow her head and look up sweetly, asking for someone to groom her in reciprocation. I trusted her completely, and for some inexplicable reason, considering the harm done to her by humans, she knew that she could trust us. Sanaga-Yong Center manager Agnes Souchal entered her enclosure recently and drew blood from Dorothy, with Dorothy’s permission.

Dorothy used gestures and sounds to communicate very effectively. “Come here.” “Give me that thing over there.” Give me that thing over there, NOW.” “NO, NO, NO, not that thing, the other thing!” “Open this door and let me in.” And my favorite, which fortunately was never applied to me: “Your presence is really annoying me. GO AWAY.” With a grunt and quick back flip of her hand, Dorothy communicated this last sentiment as succinctly as anyone ever could.

I believe that Dorothy loved her human friends, but the relationships that were most important to her, by far, were her relationships within her chimpanzee family. Dorothy was respected and loved by all in her family – perhaps most of all by Nama, her loyal friend who had suffered with her through some of those horrible years at the amusement park and who was rescued with her.

This page at IDA-Africa.org tells the story of Dorothy’s heart-breaking years in captivity, and her rescue. Another page is dedicated to the beautiful story of her adoption of an orphaned chimpanzee, Bouboule.

It’s such an incredible story, and a very powerful photograph. I wonder how different we really are?

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The talking dog

by Elizabeth on October 26, 2009 · 1 comment

in Funny Stuff

Today I had a breakthrough. I realised that no matter what I do, my parents will continue to send email forwards to my inbox, complete with all the >>>>>>> characters you can imagine.

I have decided to stop fighting it.

However, part of the deal is that I share the bearable ones with you. Please enjoy a charming tale about a dog who can talk, courtesy of my dad!

A man driving around the backwoods of Montana sees a sign in front of a broken down house; ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him that the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asks ‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so I contacted the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger. So I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible drug deals and was awarded a batch of medals.’

‘So I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog..

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit’

I know. I’m mad at me too.

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Note to Santa

by Elizabeth on October 26, 2009 · 3 comments

in Cool stuff, Online Shopping

Dear Santa,

I thought I’d start putting together my list early this year, since I didn’t get that pony I asked for last Christmas.

Love,
Elizabeth

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Imagine a Rubik’s Cube that actually makes you smarter; an Erector Set that never stops erecting; a Hula Hoop you don’t look ridiculous playing with; Silly Putty that isn’t silly; cram it all in a jar, turn the fun up to 11, and you’ve got BuckyBalls!

Each set contains 216 powerful rare earth magnets that can be shaped, molded, torn apart and snapped together in UNLIMITED WAYS. Make sculptures, puzzles, patterns, shapes, stick stuff to the fridge, invent a new game—trying to find something more useful is useless.

Something tells me that these would be awesome to keep on my desk at work, especially during those long phonecalls to the IT helpdesk!

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This is easily the funniest thing I’ve seen on YouTube in weeks…

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Couch to 5K: Week 5

by Elizabeth on October 25, 2009 · 25 comments

in 101 in 1001, C25K, Health & Fitness, Running

Yesterday I finished Week 5 of the Couch to 5K (C25K) – a nine week interval training program that promises to have you running for 30 minutes, or 5k, by the end.

Last week’s program had me pretty worried, so I thought it might be worthwhile writing something short about the way it turned out for me. There must be other people out there who are googling the hell out of C25K to see how others are handling it – so here is another person’s account!

Week 5 is traditionally the week when most people drop out of C25K, for reasons I completely understand. On paper it looks unachievable to the beginning runner, as it sets a goal that is far beyond anything we’ve had to achieve up until that point. Here’s what I mean:

Week 5, Day 1: Three 5-minute runs, with 3-minute walks in between.
Week 5, Day 2: Two 8-minute runs, with one 5-minute walk in the middle.
Week 5, Day 3: Run for 20 minutes with no walking.

At this stage in the program the longest interval we’ve ever had to run without walking is 8 minutes. How was I ever going to run for more than double this time?

Fear of Failure

I didn’t actually believe that I could do the 20-minute run. In truth, I never feel completely physically spent after each running segment in my sessions, but I have come to rely on those short “rest” periods of walking to prepare my lungs for the next burst of punishment. The prospect of cutting out the walks completely scared the crap out of me!

All I can say is that I attempted it with the best possible attitude I could muster. I assured myself that if I didn’t make it this time, it was okay to try it again until I met the goal. I reminded myself that plenty of other people repeat entire weeks until they are ready to move on with the program, and that it was okay to be one of them.

I fired up the music, started my C25K app, and turned the screen of my iphone off. I decided to forget about the clock, and just run.

20 minutes later I stopped!

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I won’t lie – there were times when I wanted to walk. I didn’t get any of that euphoria that I wrote about on Monday, and that made every step a little bit harder. However, I don’t think that it was any more difficult than the first time I ran for 5 minutes, or 8 minutes – or even the first time I ran for 90 seconds! I remain amazed at the way that my body continually adapts to the new challenges I put in front of it.

The key, I guess, is making sure that you pace yourself. I kept a good steady pace throughout the entire 20 minutes, but this time I didn’t go out of my way to choose lots of hilly streets or force myself to extend my stride. The challenge of running for 20 minutes was enough, I saw no need to overachieve.

I covered 3.2km yesterday, which included a 4-minute cool-down walk. Tim commented that I didn’t seem out of breath when I got home, and it’s true – my recovery time was pretty much contained to those 4 minutes. My biggest challenge during the run was to manage my asthma, as I have become quite reliant on my inhaler halfway through my sessions. I couldn’t have used my inhaler without stopping momentarily yesterday, so I managed it with my pace instead.

So – with Week 5 out of the way I have one month of running to go. I am bracing myself for some fairly big challenges over the coming week, including four 25-minute runs, three 28-minute runs, and finally three 30-minute runs. My greatest hope is that my body remains injury-free, and continues to adapt to this foreign sensation!

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I discovered Christoph Niemann today, thanks to a link from the brilliant Information is Beautiful. These images were selected from a blog post he created for the New York Times on the complexity of sleep.

Click that link to read the whole series – it didn’t feel right to repost the whole thing here!

His Web site is christophniemann.com. Take a look at the rest of his portfolio there, including many covers of the New Yorker and the books he has written and illustrated.

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I hate mosquitoes.

What with all that buzzing and itching, the hubbub they cause is disproportionate to the microdrop of blood they make away with. Besides, I am the world’s most formidable mosquito hunter. I have brought to justice every single mosquito that has ever attacked me (except when I spend nights in rooms with patterned wallpaper, which makes mosquito hunting impossible).

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The second most wonderful thing about sleeping is the sensation of your cheek meeting the cool half of the pillow after you’ve turned from one side to the other. I found that it takes about 45 minutes for the other end to completely cool down again so the procedure can be repeated.

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Winter is coming, and slipping into a cold bed is tough. But believe it or not, sometimes when I go to bed before my wife does, I will offer her the half that I have just warmed up.
I obviously love her very, very much.

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This is brilliant.

by Elizabeth on October 24, 2009 · 1 comment

in Cool stuff, Videos

Found at That’s What Your Mum Said.

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This is the first photo ever taken of the two of us in which Tim has hair!

(With thanks to the magic of Yearbook Yourself and these cute desktop boyfriend and girlfriend photo holders…)

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So, the weirdest thing just happened.

This afternoon I got home from work feeling exhausted. My entire day was spent putting out metaphorical fires at work, in preparation for a major event that my office is running tomorrow. And since I will be out of the office tomorrow to set up for this event, I also had to get a bunch of tomorrow’s work done too.

Today was Run Day. I could have done it tomorrow, except for the fact that I’ll be tied up at work until about midnight and there won’t be an opportunity. So when I got home I reluctantly put my shoes on and ran in the direction of a nearby pharmacy, figuring I could kill two birds and get a prescription filled.

Today’s program was three 5-minute runs, with a couple of short walks to break them up. Even though I took the scenic route and chose a couple of little hills, I found myself close to the pharmacy halfway through my second run. I decided to run far beyond my original destination and cover some new ground rather than just running in circles to make up the time.

By the time I finished my third run I was at the pharmacy door, and I was completely spent. I’d made sure that my last minute or so was a really strong pace to make the most of my session. The five minutes I spent waiting for my prescription was a very welcome relief.

My heart rate was still nice and high when I left the store, so I thought I’d give it a little extra time. No clock, no set pace – just an opportunity to jog along the backstreets and keep my heart rate nice and lively. I thought I might stretch it out a couple of minutes longer, just for a bonus.

I ran from that store all the way to my front gate, door to door.

Google Maps tells me that this last little “bonus” was 1.5km, and at my jogging pace it took about 10 minutes. Something weird happened where I wasn’t in any pain or discomfort anymore, and I didn’t need to stop for anything! I didn’t even pause to cross roads – just kept jogging until a break in traffic opened up. I know how insignificant this must seem to anybody who has ever been able to run… but this is a completely new experience for me!

This has taught me so much about the role my mind plays when it comes to exercise. I believe – without a doubt – that I could not have covered that much ground if I had been conscious of time. It’s strange how I kept setting myself new goals along the way home, only to find that I didn’t need to stop once I reached them.

So, runners? I get it now. I really, really get it.

And I want more.

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Couch to 5k: The first month

by Elizabeth on October 18, 2009 · 6 comments

in 101 in 1001, C25K, Health & Fitness

Part of my 101 Things in 1001 Days challenge.

I’ve spent my entire life telling anybody who would listen, “I can’t run”.

I have always been able to walk and swim long distances, usually stopping out of boredom rather than exhaustion. Growing up I played a lot of netball and touch footy, and was a fit and healthy teenager. I remember attempting a regular morning jog during those years and quitting out of frustration.

My asthma has to have played an enormous role in shaping this belief. There have been periods throughout my life where it has been difficult to get enough air into my lungs when I wasn’t exercising, and there’s probably no form of exercise that relies on lung capacity more than running. I remember that swimming was a fantastic sport for me because the rhythm of the strokes helped me to regulate my breathing. It all just flowed.

The time has come to challenge more of myself. Yeah, running is hard. At the moment it is not the most natural feeling for me to deliberately provoke my lungs into war. And yet, along with the right medication, this is exactly the best way to prevent my asthma from running my life any longer.

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I am not exaggerating when I say that the Couch to 5k program pulled me out of a largely sedentary Winter. For six months I ate delicious pastas, curries, stews, rice and potatoes and loved every second of it. What I didn’t love was the extra couple of kilos at the end of it!

So when I began this 9-week running course a few weeks ago I think I must have started with a fitness level of zero. No-one is more surprised than I to find how much I am enjoying it!

Yesterday I finished my fourth week, which means I’ll hit the half-way point of the program in a few days time. The satisfaction that I feel after each session is indescribable, and I find that I am even looking forward to my evening run. I’m really quite astounded to be feeling so relaxed and “in control” about something that I have always been scared of!

Here are a few things I have learned in the first month of the program:

  • It doesn’t matter how cold it is, how much it is raining, how tired I am or how crappy my day was. Three minutes after putting on my shoes and leaving the house, I will be as “into it” as I am on a good day.
  • I need to LOVE the music I listen to while I run. This is not the time to try out an album that is “just okay” – the music I choose can really make or break the quality of my session.
  • The first half of my session will always be harder than the second half. I don’t know why, but it’s true.
  • I feel far greater satisfaction running all the way around a small park than halfway around a large park.
  • The first time I have to do a longer run as part of my program I choose a brand new direction and set of streets. It gives me the advantage of something new to look at, and prevents me from recognising a landmark from a shorter run. Basically, it’s about keeping myself distracted and in denial!
  • I often find that I have to pace myself during a longer run, and don’t run as naturally as I would like. Now, after finishing every session, I give it one last sprint. I can’t even describe how good that feels.

I apologise for evangelizing on the subject of running all of a sudden, but I really am astounded at the difference I have seen in myself in such a short time – in my stamina, my attitude and my body. I’ve been treating my body like crap for years, and I suppose it shouldn’t come as a surprise that it is responding so well to a little tough love.

According to internet experts most people quit in Week 5. It’s easy to see why, given that by Friday I will supposedly be running 20 minutes with no walking! I admit to being a little bit intimidated by the prospect of running for this length of time, but it has helped a great deal to read the stories of other people who have done the program. I can’t deny that this has been done successfully by people who face bigger hurdles than me, especially in terms of weight, age and attitude. I think I just need to accept that it’s going to suck, it’s going to hurt, but it’s well within my ability to see it through.

And if I can’t do it on the first attempt? I’ll try, try again. It sounds like many people end up repeating a week of the program until they are ready to move on, and that sounds like the most sensible approach. My focus is on remaining injury-free, increasing my stamina and making it through to the end of Week 9 (in however many weeks it takes!).

Wish me luck…

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Priscilla Ahn – Dream

by Elizabeth on October 16, 2009 · 2 comments

in Music, Videos

Finally, I’m heading towards the pointy end of an extremely busy work week. I have so many half-written posts that I haven’t been able to finish this week, so instead I’d like to share this spectacular music video with everyone.

I like to listen to this song when my mind needs some serenity…

Enjoy, and have a happy Friday!

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