Elizabeth September 15th, 2007
OK, so that title came out sounding dirtier than I intended. But if you haven’t seen Chris Crocker’s Leave Britney Alone! Youtube video, you absolutely need to. And then come back and see Seth Green’s impersonation!
Elizabeth September 12th, 2007
I imagine that one of the downsides to being famous is attracting fans like these. You’ve got to watch it right to the end, it just gets better and better.
For what it’s worth, I’m Team Britney myself. Yes, she’s lost her mind… but I want to see her pull her shit together and succeed. I don’t consider this breakdown as the end of her “story”, although I worry that all the media pressure and ridicule could cause her to write a premature ending, if you get my drift.
Can’t we just go back to hating KFed for a while? Why aren’t we focusing our negativity on him all of a sudden?
Elizabeth September 7th, 2007
I will finally share a room with her on Monday night, but until then I have YouTube. And this little gem is one of the cutest songs she’s ever written 
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine in my car?
If I did, if I did
You’d never know it, no
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden.
‘Coz I’m not stupid.But why are so many 21-year-old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute,
But stupid? I don’t know…Let’s just say when i was 26, or 7, or 8
And if i was a millionairess, what would i have done?
Many naughty things,
Many many many naughty things,
But i would have had a driver.‘Coz i’m not stupid, no
I’m not stupid, no
Not that stupid, anyway…‘Coz if i had been naughty
(I like being naughty)
But I haven’t been caught so far
And I am almost forty-four
Forty-four,
And I have done many many many many bad things.
But they are hidden inside my mmm-mmm,
Inside my mmm-mmm
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it‘Coz I’m not stupid,
‘Coz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid.
Tori for President.
Elizabeth January 28th, 2007
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. “He has been my crutch for so long”! She said in an earlier briefing, “I have no idea why this has happened, I’m really stumped”
“She’s running around in circles”, according to a close friend, “she will need all the support she can get. It’s not like it’s easy for her to walk out on a relationship like this”
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won’t have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split, which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. “She’s terrible” a source stated, “always trying to get her leg over”.
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. “Macca couldn’t handle it anymore” a friend said, “he would get home at night and find her legless”
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate “I’m f—-ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?” His mate says, “try Paul McCartney”
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
(It’s a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it’s prosthetic.)
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