Hey girl!
Elizabeth September 19th, 2011
Alternatively titled How to Make a Disney Movie Ten Times Better. You might like to cover sensitive little ears when you watch this.
Hope this makes your Monday a little brighter!
Archive for the 'Funny Stuff' Category
You are a bad cat
Elizabeth September 17th, 2011
shannon driscoll, teacher and screenprinter, reflects on her relationship with cats and the way they affect her aesthetics, both on the page and in the classroom
That really is a terrible cat. Maybe the worst one I’ve ever seen.
Happy Thanksgiving, Americanos!
Elizabeth November 25th, 2010
I feel a bit bad for the American member of the household, as there was no turkey to be seen today. The plan was to at least make ourselves a turkey sandwich in remembrance of last year’s Thanksgiving Down Under, but I’ve been sick for the past couple of days and eating isn’t high on my list of things to do.
But don’t feel too bad for him, I did promise him a pumpkin pie this weekend!
Today I am thankful for my comfy bed, tissues, We Rule (I’m such a tragic) and a boy who stocked the freezer with icy poles. I hope I wake up tomorrow feeling a gazillion percent better so that I can actually go to work.
Oh, and I’m also thankful that nobody made me this Thanksgiving turkey cake today!
My Friday gift to you all
Elizabeth November 12th, 2010
50 pictures of chipmunks (and other rodents) stuffing food into their mouths.
Happy Friday, everybody!
There is a horse in the Apple Store
Elizabeth November 4th, 2010
Frank Chimero is responsible for this awesome photo, and for the excellent blog post that goes with it. The entire article deserves your attention but here’s how the story begins:
There is a horse in the Apple Store and no one sees it but me.
I think, “Why?” What is the villain here that blinds all of these people to this situation? Am I nuts for thinking this is exceptional? Does anyone else see this? Did I accidentally drop acid and not realize? I must take a photo. I must verify later, when I’m not potentially tripping balls.
I think, “Would they notice if it were a tiger?” Or a lamb? Or an anaconda? What would it take to shake the haze from around their eyes? A sale sign? A new iPod Touch? Would they notice a new iPod Touch?
Are they just divinely focused? Are they meditating in a retail environment? Are they distracted by something shiny? There is so much shiny in the Apple Store. Is it enough to distract everyone from the little tiny horse that is at the Genius Bar?
I would post the entire thing here, if it wasn’t bad blogging etiquette!
Visit Frank’s blog to read the rest.
Friday!
Elizabeth October 15th, 2010
All week I’ve been feeling 
but now that it’s Friday I’m all 
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Found at Fulltime Casual.
Waiting for the bus
Marcel the shell with shoes on
Elizabeth August 27th, 2010
Happy Friday!
The weekend is nearly here, and the thought of it makes my heart all smiley. We’re planning to jump in our car and drive until we find some snow. We’re going to take some photos, build a snowman and return with a happy & wet dog.
Can’t wait!
What have you got planned?
This is how I feel about cupcakes
Elizabeth May 4th, 2010
I’m waiting for the day that somebody offers to film me in high definition, as I leap for an airborne cupcake in open-mouthed slow motion.
What? Why is it okay for dogs and not for me?
OMG you guys, it’s Friday!
Twas the month after Christmas…
Elizabeth January 14th, 2010
I didn’t think it was fair to keep this to myself when it was emailed to me this morning.
Please raise your hand if you relate!
Twas the month after Christmas,
And all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
Not even a blouse.The cookies I’d nibbled,
The chocolate I’d taste
At the holiday parties
Had gone to my waist.When I got on the scales
There arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt…
I said to myself, as I only can,
“You can’t spend a winter, disguised as a man!”So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore…
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.
Perhaps I should go for a run.
Right place, right time.
Elizabeth January 13th, 2010
It’s the middle of the week, and two weeks into the new year the holiday euphoria has well and truly worn off. You don’t want to read anything deep and meaningful on a day like this, right?
So, here is a post full of funny pictures.
Brought to you by my mum, and the “forward” button in her hotmail inbox.
