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		<title>Hey girl!</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2011/09/19/hey-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Alternatively titled How to Make a Disney Movie Ten Times Better.  You might like to cover sensitive little ears when you watch this. Hope this makes your Monday a little brighter!]]></description>
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<p>Alternatively titled <em>How to Make a Disney Movie Ten Times Better</em>.  You might like to cover sensitive little ears when you watch this.</p>
<p>Hope this makes your Monday a little brighter!</p>
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		<title>You are a bad cat</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2011/09/17/you-are-a-bad-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[shannon driscoll, teacher and screenprinter, reflects on her relationship with cats and the way they affect her aesthetics, both on the page and in the classroom That really is a terrible cat. Maybe the worst one I&#8217;ve ever seen. A very happy Caturday to everyone, especially Rah and Liz!]]></description>
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<p><em>shannon driscoll, teacher and screenprinter, reflects on her relationship with cats and the way they affect her aesthetics, both on the page and in the classroom</em></p>
<p>That really is a terrible cat.  Maybe the worst one I&#8217;ve ever seen.</p>
<p>A very happy Caturday to everyone, especially <a href="http://rainbowtatt.com/">Rah</a> and <a href="http://lizosaurus.com/">Liz</a>!</p>
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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving, Americanos!</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/11/25/happy-thanksgiving-americanos-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From nedroid.com I feel a bit bad for the American member of the household, as there was no turkey to be seen today. The plan was to at least make ourselves a turkey sandwich in remembrance of last year&#8217;s Thanksgiving Down Under, but I&#8217;ve been sick for the past couple of days and eating isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4616" title="2010-11-24-beartato-thanksgiving2010" src="http://scarletwords.com/wp/images/2010/11/2010-11-24-beartato-thanksgiving2010.png" alt="" width="560" height="700" /></p>
<p><a href="http://nedroid.com/2010/11/thanks-for-reading-my-comics/">From nedroid.com</a></p>
<p>I feel a bit bad for the American member of the household, as there was no turkey to be seen today.  The plan was to at <em>least</em> make ourselves a turkey sandwich in remembrance of last year&#8217;s <a href="http://scarletwords.com/2009/11/28/thanksgiving-aussie-style/">Thanksgiving Down Under</a>, but I&#8217;ve been sick for the past couple of days and eating isn&#8217;t high on my list of things to do.</p>
<p>But don&#8217;t feel too bad for him, I did promise him a pumpkin pie this weekend!</p>
<p>Today I am thankful for my comfy bed, tissues, We Rule (I&#8217;m such a tragic) and a boy who stocked the freezer with icy poles.  I hope I wake up tomorrow feeling a gazillion percent better so that I can actually go to work.</p>
<p>Oh, and I&#8217;m also thankful that nobody made me this <a href="http://www.chow.com/galleries/recipes/50/main/29029/thanksgiving-turkey-cake">Thanksgiving turkey cake</a> today!</p>
<p><img src="http://scarletwords.com/wp/images/2010/11/29029_turkey_cake_620-550x366.jpg" alt="" title="29029_turkey_cake_620" width="550" height="366" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4620" /></p>
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		<title>My Friday gift to you all</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/11/12/my-friday-gift-to-you-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 02:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[50 pictures of chipmunks (and other rodents) stuffing food into their mouths. Happy Friday, everybody!]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/50-pictures-of-chipmunks-stuffing-food-into-their">50 pictures of chipmunks (and other rodents) stuffing food into their mouths.</a></p>
<p>Happy Friday, everybody!</p>
<p><img src="http://scarletwords.com/wp/images/2010/11/chipmunk2.jpg" alt="" title="chipmunk2" width="590" height="393" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4494" /></p>
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		<title>There is a horse in the Apple Store</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/11/04/there-is-a-horse-in-the-apple-store/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 11:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frank Chimero is responsible for this awesome photo, and for the excellent blog post that goes with it.  The entire article deserves your attention but here&#8217;s how the story begins: There is a horse in the Apple Store and no one sees it but me. I think, “Why?” What is the villain here that blinds [...]]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4416" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="tinypony" src="http://scarletwords.com/wp/images/2010/11/tinypony.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p><a href="http://blog.frankchimero.com/post/1059696119/there-is-a-horse-in-the-apple-store">Frank Chimero</a> is responsible for this awesome photo, and for the excellent blog post that goes with it.  The entire article deserves your attention but here&#8217;s how the story begins:</p>
<blockquote><p>There is a horse in the Apple Store and no one sees it but me.</p>
<p>I think, “Why?” What is the villain here that blinds all of these people to this situation? Am I nuts for thinking this is exceptional? Does anyone else see this? Did I accidentally drop acid and not realize? I must take a photo. I must verify later, when I’m not potentially tripping balls.</p>
<p>I think, “Would they notice if it were a tiger?” Or a lamb? Or an anaconda? What would it take to shake the haze from around their eyes? A sale sign? A new iPod Touch? Would they notice a new iPod Touch?</p>
<p>Are they just divinely focused? Are they meditating in a retail environment? Are they distracted by something shiny? There is so much shiny in the Apple Store. Is it enough to distract everyone from the little tiny horse that is at the Genius Bar?</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.frankchimero.com/post/1059696119/there-is-a-horse-in-the-apple-store">Keep reading&#8230;</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I would post the entire thing here, if it wasn&#8217;t bad blogging etiquette!</p>
<p>Visit Frank&#8217;s blog to read the rest.</p>
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		<title>Friday!</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/10/15/friday-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All week I&#8217;ve been feeling but now that it&#8217;s Friday I&#8217;m all ! Found at Fulltime Casual.]]></description>
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<p>All week I&#8217;ve been feeling <img src='http://scarletwords.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' />  but now that it&#8217;s Friday I&#8217;m all <img src='http://scarletwords.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> !</p>
<p>Found at <a href="http://www.fulltimecasual.com/entertainment/the-greatest-thing-i-have-ever-seen/youtube-i-honestly-couldnt-tell-you">Fulltime Casual</a>.</p>
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		<title>Waiting for the bus</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/10/10/waiting-for-the-bus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 04:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tim predicted the ending, but I wasn&#8217;t quite that clever. Enjoy!]]></description>
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<p>Tim predicted the ending, but I wasn&#8217;t quite that clever.</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Universe Safety Guide</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/09/07/universe-safety-guide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the advice, Buttersafe!]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://scarletwords.com/wp/images/2010/09/explode.jpg" alt="" title="explode" width="436" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4003" /></p>
<p>Thanks for the advice, <a href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/14/universe-safety-guide/">Buttersafe</a>!</p>
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		<title>Marcel the shell with shoes on</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/08/27/marcel-the-shell-with-shoes-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Friday! The weekend is nearly here, and the thought of it makes my heart all smiley. We&#8217;re planning to jump in our car and drive until we find some snow. We&#8217;re going to take some photos, build a snowman and return with a happy &#038; wet dog. Can&#8217;t wait! What have you got planned?]]></description>
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<p>Happy Friday!  </p>
<p>The weekend is nearly here, and the thought of it makes my heart all smiley.  We&#8217;re planning to jump in our car and drive until we find some snow.  We&#8217;re going to take some photos, build a snowman and return with a happy &#038; wet dog.  </p>
<p>Can&#8217;t wait!</p>
<p>What have you got planned?</p>
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		<title>This is how I feel about cupcakes</title>
		<link>http://scarletwords.com/2010/05/04/this-is-how-i-feel-about-cupcakes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 12:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m waiting for the day that somebody offers to film me in high definition, as I leap for an airborne cupcake in open-mouthed slow motion. What? Why is it okay for dogs and not for me?]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m waiting for the day that somebody offers to film me in high definition, as I leap for an airborne cupcake in open-mouthed slow motion.</p>
<p>What?  Why is it okay for dogs and not for me?</p>
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