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This says it all, really.

Elizabeth — Tue, 08 May 2012 09:17:20 +0000

Source: someecards.com

Please accept this picture in lieu of an actual blog post. I am on strike until Wednesday.

Say NO to crack. Say YES to roller skating!

Elizabeth — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:48:03 +0000

This is the greatest TV ad you will ever see. And yes, it’s a real thing,

Happy Saturday!

THIS.

Elizabeth — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:35:39 +0000

le sigh.

True Facts about Bottled Water that Science doesn’t want you to know

Elizabeth — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 10:00:37 +0000

This information was released by the True Facts Institute of America, so it’s gotta be true!

From now on I will only drink water that originates in heaven.

Thanks again, Internet.

While you’re thinking about all that unholy bloggerjuice you’ve been drinking, have a read of some sensible reasons to avoid buying bottled water.

The amazing lyrebird of Australia

Elizabeth — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 01:51:22 +0000

This post is dedicated to Mrs Chinncredible, who once believed in dropbears.

If fonts were dogs…

Elizabeth — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:38:52 +0000

9gag.com is listed as the source, but I suspect it’s not the original. Can anyone help?

From now on, whenever I think of Comic Sans I will think of it fondly. Like an elderly, blind, buck-toothed dog who has never enjoyed the aroma of another dog’s tail.

Papyrus is still worse.

Hey girl!

Elizabeth — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:16:21 +0000

Alternatively titled How to Make a Disney Movie Ten Times Better. You might like to cover sensitive little ears when you watch this.

Hope this makes your Monday a little brighter!

You are a bad cat

Elizabeth — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:39:53 +0000

shannon driscoll, teacher and screenprinter, reflects on her relationship with cats and the way they affect her aesthetics, both on the page and in the classroom

That really is a terrible cat. Maybe the worst one I’ve ever seen.

A very happy Caturday to everyone, especially Rah and Liz!

Happy Thanksgiving, Americanos!

Elizabeth — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:07:31 +0000

From nedroid.com

I feel a bit bad for the American member of the household, as there was no turkey to be seen today. The plan was to at least make ourselves a turkey sandwich in remembrance of last year’s Thanksgiving Down Under, but I’ve been sick for the past couple of days and eating isn’t high on my list of things to do.

But don’t feel too bad for him, I did promise him a pumpkin pie this weekend!

Today I am thankful for my comfy bed, tissues, We Rule (I’m such a tragic) and a boy who stocked the freezer with icy poles. I hope I wake up tomorrow feeling a gazillion percent better so that I can actually go to work.

Oh, and I’m also thankful that nobody made me this Thanksgiving turkey cake today!

My Friday gift to you all

Elizabeth — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 02:12:29 +0000

50 pictures of chipmunks (and other rodents) stuffing food into their mouths.

Happy Friday, everybody!